Wednesday, March 4, 2009

And.. Here... We.. Go!

Let's get off to a great start, shall we?

I learned something valuable and money saving this week, let's call this the first tip:
Girlies, wait no longer than 30 minutes to take a tinkle after having sex, okay? It ends badly. And by badly I mean you'll more than likely end up with a UTI (Urinary Tract Infection). Not pretty. Clink the link for more info: WebMD (yes, I'm one of those people). That includes some fun pictures, too. I have a guy friend who got one recently, which is entirely coincidental concidering he lives about 500+ miles away. Anyway, I imagine it's a bit more disgusting in guys, but I won't go into detail.

Recently I discovered why ones' third molars are referred to as "wisdom teeth". When you get them removed, there is a lot of pain. And this pain doesn't last just a week or two, no no: it lasts a month or two. A majority of peoples' "wisdom" teeth are impacted, and therefore strangely placed, maneuvered, or tangled in the mandible beneath the second molar. This, in turn, means that they get to pry your jaw apart to get to it, basically. It hurts.
But that's not the point. The point is, they're called wisdom teeth because about a month after you think the pain should be gone, and it isn't, you want to smash your head off of a wall, which is unwise. But if you don't have impacted third molars and your jaw is big enough to house them (I hear you have to pay for utilities, but that's not fact) you don't go zany from the pain, because there is no pain. Lucky chumps.

Last but not least, for your amusement, another comic.
Looking For Group
This one is more Sci-Fi happiness, with a blend of "World of Warcraft, Lord of the Rings, Wheel of Time, RA Salvatore, Dungeons & Dragons, George RR Martin, Everquest, Star Wars" as the creators so nicely list it. It's mostly WoW-ish, so if you're interested or bored as hell, take a stab at it.

That's it for now kiddies.

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